i have always wondered if girls are that stupid, like the blonde in crank, now i know she was better in crank 2, but jesus still. do we really get that hard to deal with? cause if so, damn! lol.
"Hey, I know everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone. Kick back and relax, and ponder this: Where are all the good men dead- in the heart or in the head?" -- name that movie!
so im in college, as you read above, if you read, :) i have a peg leg, i tried one of them plastic prosthesis thingies, but i felt the pirate look was more for me, i even went and bought an eye patch for halloween, i havet takin it off. i found it make it easier to keep an eye on things while resting, sleeping, or fucking with your roommate.
my favorite time of the year is fall, but early fall when the weather is just right, your not to hot or to cold and a hoodie is perfect. i love to cook but hate to do the dishes. carrot cake, fuck yes. video games - depends on the game, hockey and football.
if i had it my way id pile in my jeep and pick a direction and go, and really woudnt stop till i ran out of money, even if that meant getting to an ocean and than going to an airport, f-it pick a flight and go. so as you can see i have no kids, and few if any attachments.
apparently a pig has an orgasm for 30 min, how and why they decided to figure this out i have no idea, but i think i may wanna be a pig in my next life, but one of them free range ones ya know. but if your going by pleasure than maybe a dolphin cause i guess just us and them do it for pleasure. everything else is just to breed, and im not to keen on the baby idea, im mean wow, just wow, have you seen some of these people. their kids.... i dont know.
any how email me back, if your a cut and paster with a pre tailored pitch im good, and i can spot those a mile away, plus bc you boys do that i know exactly who has emailed me before and its not likely to make me email you back this time lol :-P
I am in my mid 20's, caring, warm, honest, smart, respectful, drama free, single with no kids.. I am stable, nice home, car, and pretty much know EXACTLT what it is I am looking for.. I enjoy traveling, shopping, camping, offroading, watching football, grilling out with the friends, having a glass of wine with the girls, going to see live bands, and so so much more.. I am looking for a man between the ages of 21 and 36.. He should be white or hispanic, employed, funny, caring, romantic, old fashioned, and family oriented.. I am looking for a man that would prefer cooking dinner at home together rather then going out to dinner... I don't mind if you are divorced, have kids, are Army or Air Force.. JUST BE HONEST!
I am not looking for games, lies, fakes, flakes, phony's or manipulators.. I am looking for a man that wants a damn good woman.. I am looking for a long term relationship that is going to lead to a great future.. I want marriage and kids, so if you don't, please do not write me... I am not looking for a casual type thing or a new friend...
what i want in a guy is someone just as honest as me, a sense of humor, taller the better, active, respectably covered in tattoos (piercings optional), a job, a car, a place to live, and goals for his life that he is working towards or have accomplished. id prefer kid free, and no army.
dream guy... would be a greaser... hahaha ill keep dreamin...
I'm very down to earth, and I enjoy just sitting at a house and watching a movie. I'm a bit of a nerd. I play Video games like it's no bodies business. I watch Anime and I enjoy it.
I'll admit that it may be a bit hard for me to be able to accept a new man into my life, but I'm willing to try my hardest to make things work.
I want you to be able to trust me, and for me to be able to trust you. I don't want to play games, seeing as I've played enough of those prior to now. I want someone I can relax with and to just be myself.
I'm a bit on the heavy side and I'm quite self conscious about that mainly. I do not want to be judged by anyone, because I won't judge you either. I want something serious this time. I want to be able to sit back and relax with someone, rather than constantly wondering where you are, what you're doing, and if you're being faithful to me or not.
I'm a great person to be around, and I have an awesome sense of humor. There would rarely be a dull moment with me. :]
I'm a lazy bastard, but I'm definitely not opposed to going out and having a great time outside of a house.
If you're going to reply to me, please attach a picture of yourself, and title it with your favorite type of music. :]
I'm searching for man that wants what I can offer and is willing to give the same in return. I would also like someone that enjoys romance and intimacy.
Age, race and children are not an issue with me, All I ask is be disease and drug free (and yes weed is a drug) and no drunks or club flys!! . do have children so liking children is a must. Not looking for a father for them as they are grown but I also have grand kids so just someone that will accept them and be good to them. I guess if any of this peaks your interest please get back to me.
I have 3 kids and 4 cats and a leopard gecko. I work full time, I also go to school, I am getting my Masters in Accounting. But, I like to have fun, love music, concerts, movies, or just hanging out. I am a HUGE sports fan, I love the Broncos, and the Avs, but I do enjoy other sports too. I also bowl in a league on Sunday nights. During the summer, I like to go camping. Maybe this winter, I will work up the nerve to try snowboarding.
So what am I looking for.. I just want to take some time, get to know some new people, and see what goes from there. Real people. I don't want anyone who can't deal with the fact that I have kids and a life. Let's just have a good time and enjoy each other's company. Guys, if you're married, sorry, no thanks. Just not my thing. If you're separated, or going through a divorce, that's ok! I have no preference as far as looks go. Just be fun, be real, be honest, and be yourself. I don't smoke, and would prefer that you don't either, but that's not a deal breaker. And yes, I know that I live in Castle Rock, however, I am in the Springs quite often, and really, its only about a 35 minute trip. :)
So I should probably tell you all about what kinda guys I'm attracted to my type or whatever. I don't really know what I'm looking for though. I obviously haven't found it or I wouldn't be here. I can list several examples of what I'm not looking for. That I have far more experience with.
I'm not looking for a booty call. I'm not looking for a friends with benefits type of situation.
I'm not looking for married guys or guys with girlfriends, the whole mistress thing is NOT for me. I'm not into the home wrecker bit.
I'm not looking for a guy who is "scared" of titles. I wanna be introduced as your girlfriend and I want to introduce you as my boyfriend.
I'm not looking for a guy who always wants to stay in. I don't work out and buy cute outfits for no damn reason. Take me out show me off I like that it thrills me to pieces!!!
I'm not looking for a guy who is TOO nice, it makes me uncomfortable when you compliment me non stop with out me having to work the tiniest bit for the compliment, It makes me think your nice guy deal is fake.
I'm not looking for a total ass hole. I don't like for a guy I'm seeing to set aside time to brain storm ways to piss me off each day. I don't like guys who are naturally a pro at it without the brainstorming
I'm not looking for someone with insanely low self esteem, I'm a fairly confident person and I can forget other people aren't like that and it usually leads to them crying.
I'm not looking for someone too independent. I like to take care of people, it thrills me beyond belief for some reason I think it's an oldest child thing. I need you to let me be sweet and loving and take care of you.
I'm not looking for someone who is too selfish. I also need you to step up and take care of me when I'm in one of my needy moods. It doesn't happen on a highly regular basis but I'm pretty good about letting you know when I'm needy feeling, I'll pretty muchly straight up tell you. I'm not down for the little hints thing.
I don't want someone who gives up all of his friend time for me. I need a break from you, so please go away every so often and stop annoying me. I'm not paranoid so I can handle it. Just go away lol
I'm not looking for someone who wont stand up for me. I'm an independent chick I can handle all my stuff, but sometimes I want you to do it cause it's SEXY. Get a little territorial every so often. NOT ALWAYS but every so often get a little manly on me be buff and get all raowr on my behalf. What girl can't handle a little night in shining armor every so often. Just remember I said every so often, sometimes you gotta just let it go and let me handle it so I can keep thinking I don't need you.
That last little bit leads me to this statement don't ever think or try to make me think I NEED you. I don't need anything from you, I am girl hear me roar!!! I don't need you I want you there is a huge difference just keep that in mind.
i would prefer meeting/chatting with single, widowed, divorced guys. if you are married, stay with your wife. if she is open to you going out dont contact me, there are many other who wont be bothered by your wife or significant other. i am not in a hurry to meet a special person, although the holidays are coming and it would be nice to have a new friend to enjoy some time with. i have gotten some very nice emails but they are from non-single guys. not into nighters and certainly not into a right now kinda thing. i have been around the block hundreds of times. there have got to be some guys who want to meet someone and create some good times. i am sure this is quite brash but then so am i. honesty is sooooo important. i feel that i have great instincts and go with them most of the time. well if you are brave enough to contact me...go for it!!!
every guy i meet either has a gf, only wants sex, and even both!!
and guys never take girls on dates anymore. .
my problem is im pretty shallow,
Theres got to be attraction between two people
so send a pic if u decide to reply =] and ihope u do!
bout me:
im 5'7"
blonde
~140 lbs
blue eyes
likes music! all types depending on my mood
LOVE outdoor activities
love watching movies, bowling, hanging out
the occassional drink n 420
what im looking for:
nice guy
handsome
not fat, but LOVe muscles!
job
looking to be friends first then maybe more if we hit it off, but if not! keep it friends